Zach’s Fun Move-In Facts

Fun Move-In Fact #1: As of tomorrow, my girlfriend and I will have officially been living in Maine for about a week. And that’s exciting.

Fun Move-In Fact #2: As of tomorrow, my girlfriend and I will have officially been living in Maine for about a week. And that’s terrifying and I’m trying to not lose my mind and if we’re on our own in the wilderness and if we fail we’ll probably die because we were unprepared for the real world what constitutes the real world anyway life is a downwardspiralofdespairandwe’reallridingitsdfjhdslfkh iaehilfehalahnf

Fun Move-In Fact #3: The state animal of Maine is the moose.

Fun Move-In Fact #4: The state weather of Maine is cold.

A tree outside of our apartment. I’ve been told Maine contains at least several more of them.

Fun Move-In Fact #5: We got a dog. His name is Ishmael, and he is of the sea.

American Bulldog and General Anxiety Mix

Fun Move-In Fact #6: *internal screaming that physically manifests itself as unjustified paranoia*

Fun Move-In Fact #7: Contrary to popular belief, the black-capped chickadee is Maine’s state bird, not the lobster.

– Z